micspam:

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

glitteriztical:

Friend:

justafangirlcalledluisa:

This is so accurate

joebidensanonymous:

Joe Biden wants to change the way we treat rape survivors

What difference does it make, what a woman was wearing? 

thingsfittingperfectly:

macleod:

Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97

Reblog to save a life.

Signal boost!

monsieurlefayette:

Neil Patrick Harris recognizing the other cast members who weren’t nominated for the Tonys.

• me: i gotta focus on this beca-
• brain: ladies and gentlemen,
• me: please
• brain: this is mambo no. 5

dipprepines:

tumbledore-:

nbhcannibal:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did u just tell em to marry their dad